I Deserve To Kill.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
grayintogreen
funnytwittertweets

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romulanale

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love wins actually

gallusrostromegalus

This works as an answer to the metaphorical problem because the key is for the hedgehogs and prcupines to be a bit flexible about how they position themselves and keep thier spines pointed in such a fashion to minimize poking, just like how in human relationships you have to be a bit flexible and concious of your position relative to others, and to manage your sharp bits to minimize the harm you do to others.

neil-gaiman
fuckyeahgoodomens

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Precious man (not in black!) sighted ❤ (x,x)

Neil Gaiman: Hi, I'm Neil Gaiman. I'm wearing the first red T-shirt I've worn since 1987. Because I'm a member of the WGA. I'm on strike. I care so much for the things that I've written but I'm out here right now not working and here until we get a good contract because I care about the future of the WGA, the future of young writers. I want a world in which no AI writes scripts or attempts to. I want a world in which young writers get to learn how to make television. And I want a world in which we are fairly compensated for the things that we put up on streaming.

derinthescarletpescatarian
prokopetz

Concept: magic school drama with one of those goofy house systems where the protagonist gets assigned to what is widely regarded as the boring house for boring people, and their central emotional conflict revolves around trying to prove they're Not So Ordinary After All™; eventually their efforts lead them to accidentally discover that the school is actually some sort of wildly unethical human experiment, and the reason their house is the boring one is that it's the control group.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Isn't this the plot of Divergent

disaster-tieflings
redjennies

there's this early talks (maybe in an after dark part) where they're talking about very early C2 ships and Travis just goes ">;) I like Caleb and Nott." which has led to my headcanon that Fjord spent all of C2 thinking Caleb and Veth were a couple, which wasn't at all changed by finding out Veth was married to Yeza because as a sailor, he's probably deeply normalized the concept of location-based polyamory.

redjennies

Veth, married straight out of high school: oh I have these two great loves I'm conflicted by. I want to be with Yeza but I want to be with Caleb. does this make me a bad wife and mother? :(

Caleb, formerly in a trauma-feuled polyamorous relationship that was a full triad: oh whatever will I do when Veth goes back to her husband? will she even need me in her life? I must find a way to stay connected to her family. :(

Fjord, a sailor and a fucking genius: Caleb is Veth's ship wife and Yeza is her port wife and that's fine.

child-of-crows
noctumsolis

When I think about American attitudes to parenting there's something that always comes to mind, but I don't know whether it's a real thing. All my life in American films and TV I've heard child characters addressing their dads as "sir" or being told off for not doing so.

Is that really a commonplace thing in American families, or is it just a shorthand way of showing that the character is a shitty dad?

calling dads sir, in the US

It's real and I've seen it first hand

I it's how I was raised

shitty-dad shorthand

it's real outside the US

Vanilla extract

noctumsolis

There's still time to increase the sample size!

yeah i call my dad sir